TheNSR’s: Two-Minute Drill: NFL Week 7 Recap with Tony T. Elroy
Alright, people! You thought you’d seen it all? Nah, Week 7 just came in like a tornado and flipped the script! Let’s break it down—Tony T-style, baby!
First up, Thursday Night Lights, and the Broncos came out SWINGING against the Saints! Russell Wilson is back, folks—250 yards, two touchdowns, and the Broncos crushed New Orleans 33-10. Denver’s defense? Locked down tighter than a bank vault—Saints only hit the end zone ONCE. Put some respect on the Broncos, ‘cause they’re coming for that playoff spot!
Then came Sunday, and we started off in London, where the Jaguars OWN the morning game! They handed the Patriots a 32-16 beatdown like it was nothing! Tank Bigsby ran wild with 118 yards and two touchdowns, and that defense? They were grabbing turnovers like it was breakfast. Jaguars looking SHARP across the pond! And how about the Eagles? They bullied the Giants 28-3, with Jalen Hurts tossing two easy TDs while Philly’s defense laid five sacks on New York. Big brother vs. little brother out there! Seattle? Oh, you better believe Geno Smith was out there COOKING—three touchdowns, 300 yards, and the Falcons got crushed, 34-14. Falcons didn’t even know what hit ‘em!
In Green Bay, the Packers had us sweatin’ till the last second, squeaking by the Texans 24-22 with a clutch field goal to seal the deal. And down in Cincinnati, you already know what time it is—Joe Burrow to Ja’Marr Chase. That connection is UNSTOPPABLE, and the Bengals took down the Browns 21-14. Winners make plays, and Burrow’s the one making ‘em. Detroit? NOT done yet! The Lions snatched a last-second win over the Vikings 31-29, handing Minnesota their first loss of the season. Motor City’s ROARING, baby! Meanwhile, the Colts defense showed UP, shutting down Tua and the Dolphins 16-10. Two interceptions and a whole lotta pressure. Colts walk out with the W.
And how about Josh Allen? The man’s a BEAST! Four touchdowns and the Bills steamrolled the Titans 34-10. It wasn’t even fair! Meanwhile, L.A. Rams kept the Raiders at bay 20-15 with their defense making big stops. Three sacks and a fumble recovery? That’s how you get it done. Over in Washington, it was an absolute beatdown—Marcus Mariota lit up the Panthers for 350 yards and four touchdowns. Final score? 40-7! Panthers didn’t know what hit ‘em. And then the Chiefs? Come on, man. Patrick Mahomes picked Brock Purdy off three times as Kansas City cruised to a 28-18 victory. Undefeated and still rolling. Last but not least, Pittsburgh! Najee Harris went off with 120 yards and two touchdowns, and the Steelers clobbered the Jets 37-15. Pittsburgh came out SWINGING and never looked back!
Monday Night Madness is next, and it’s gonna be something. We got the Ravens looking to keep their win streak alive with Lamar Jackson leading the charge against the Buccaneers. Can Tampa stop that runaway train? And don’t forget, Chargers vs. Cardinals! L.A.’s looking for a bounce-back, and Arizona might just be the team to help ‘em out. Prime time, baby—get ready!
Tony T’s Takeaway? Week 7 gave us EVERYTHING. The Chiefs are rolling, the Lions are roaring, and the Jaguars? Kings of London, baby! But it ain’t over yet—the second half of the season’s gonna be a wild ride. Buckle up, folks, because the drama? It’s just getting started!
