The Madness Started Early: Upsets, Buzzer-Beaters, and Tournament Chaos
March Madness ain’t here yet, but you wouldn’t know it from the week we just had. Teams were dropping bombs, hitting buzzer-beaters, and putting on shows like they’re auditioning for a spot in the Final Four right now. Upsets? We got ‘em. Contenders flexing? We got that too. Teams collapsing right before the tournament? Oh, you know it. Let’s break it all down.
Illinois Walks Into Ann Arbor and Puts the Wolverines in a Body Bag
You like upsets? You like teams getting embarrassed on their home court in front of a stunned crowd? Well, let me introduce you to the Illinois Fighting Illini, who just ran No. 15 Michigan out of their own gym, 93-73. This wasn’t just a win—this was a 40-minute smackdown that had Michigan fans checking their schedules to make sure March hadn’t started yet. Tre White went full takeover mode, dropping 19 points while Kasparas Jakucionis and Kylan Boswell added 17 each, and Michigan had no answers. They got out-rebounded 43-32, got torched from deep in the second half, and at one point, you could see Wolverines fans already Googling “how to fix a busted bracket before March Madness starts.”
No. 5 Tennessee Stuns No. 6 Alabama at the Buzzer
If you don’t love clutch basketball, then what are we even doing here? Tennessee and Alabama went to war, and when the dust settled, the Vols walked out with a 79-76 thriller that ended on a buzzer-beater three from Jahmai Mashack. Tennessee was down late, tied it up with 30 seconds left, and then boom—Mashack pulls up, lets it fly, and sends Alabama home with their heads hanging. I don’t know what’s wilder—the shot itself or the look of absolute shock and despair on Alabama’s bench after it went in.
Auburn’s Bench Destroys Kentucky—Depth Matters, Baby
You want to talk about dominance? No. 1 Auburn didn’t just beat No. 17 Kentucky, they made sure the entire SEC knew who runs this conference. Final score? 94-78. And get this—Johni Broome didn’t even have a monster game. Instead, it was the bench mob that carried Auburn, led by Tahaad Pettiford, who dropped 21. Meanwhile, Kentucky’s bench? Yeah… they got outscored 29-5. That’s not gonna cut it when the tournament starts. You want to make a deep run in March? You better have a bench that can actually play basketball. Kentucky better figure that out fast.
Kansas Loses, Zeke Mayo Gets Hate Mail, and Humanity Takes an L
Alright, I gotta take a second to call something out. Kansas lost to No. 10 Texas Tech, 78-73, and that’s a huge win for Tech, but let’s talk about the real problem. After the game, Kansas guard Zeke Mayo had to go on social media and say he received racist and hateful messages after having a rough night. Are you kidding me? I get it, basketball is emotional. Losing sucks. But sending hate to a college kid who left it all on the floor? That’s straight-up disgusting. Kansas coach Bill Self and AD Travis Goff immediately shut that nonsense down, backing Mayo 100%—as they should. If you’re the kind of person sending hate to a college athlete, go touch some grass.
Siena Can’t Handle the Paint, Gets Bullied by Mount St. Mary’s
If you can’t control the paint, you can’t win basketball games. And Siena just learned that the hard way, getting worked inside by Mount St. Mary’s in an 85-79 loss. Points in the paint? 48-22 in favor of Mount St. Mary’s. Rebounds? 39-27. You can’t let the other team double your scoring inside and expect to win. Freshman Gavin Doty tried to keep Siena afloat with 20 points, but if they don’t get more physical, they’re gonna be watching the MAAC Tournament from home.
What’s Next? March Madness Selection Sunday Is Coming
We’re two weeks away from Selection Sunday (March 16), and teams are scrambling to lock up their spots. Some are playing for top seeds, others are fighting for their tournament lives.
Must-Watch Games Coming Up
No. 2 Duke vs. Wake Forest – Can the Blue Devils keep rolling, or will Wake make a statement?
Kansas vs. No. 4 Houston – Two heavyweights battling for a statement win.
Tennessee vs. Auburn – SEC supremacy on the line.
Michigan vs. Ohio State – Huge rivalry game, and both teams need this win.
Takeaway of the Week? It’s Getting Real.
This week proved that every game matters now. Teams fighting for seeding? Check. Bubble teams desperate for a win? Check. Title contenders flexing their muscles? Check. Buzzer-beaters and last-second heartbreak? You already know it. We’re two weeks away from the most chaotic, most unpredictable, most exhilarating tournament in sports, and the madness has already begun.
Buckle up, folks—it’s about to get wild.
And that’s how you break it down. No holding back, all gas, no brakes. Until next week, stay locked in, stay loud, and get ready—because March Madness is right around the corner.
– Cooper Porter | Senior NCAA MB Analyst for TheNSR Network
